“Teta Teresa” Predicts Results Of Soccer Games


(TODAY VENEZUELA) A model uses her breasts to supposedly predict the results of soccer matches of the Copa America Chile 2015. So far her record is four out six.

The prediction mechanism is very simple. A television news present pastes the flag of the countries that will play. With continuous movemebt, to the rythm of reggaeton, the model tries to release the flags. The flag that remains stuck to the breasts will be the winning team.

Ties are not contemplated in the prediction.

So far, of seven predictions, the breasts have been right four times. The other two were ties, the  last one was a bust. Peru beat Venezuela 1-0 despite Teta Teresa’s prediction of a Venezuela win. Watch the video.



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